Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.

Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.

by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016

dill nut

Someone who is an utter idiot.

Tony, you're not suppoosed to have sexual intercourse with your sister you utter dill nut

by Danimal007 February 8, 2009

nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.

After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.

by Joseph A September 16, 2006

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.

Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.

by M.Blur July 22, 2012

Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.

In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'

by Stepney March 15, 2014

nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !

Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes

by Sly rat March 1, 2017

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013