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Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.
He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 30, 2022
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Holy Nut

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates
Jesus just made a Holy Nut
by bigboisautism December 26, 2018
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cheat nut

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.
"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."
by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016
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friendship nut

When a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically orgasm.
"Alex is so sweet. She gave me a hug and I friendship nutted."
by nabruyranoitcid November 15, 2016
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clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way
I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her
by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015
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scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
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