Fanta Nuts

An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.

Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts

by Coca-Cola Balls April 28, 2021

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 September 01, 2020

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.

Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.

by M.Blur July 20, 2012

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 16, 2017

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.

In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'

by Stepney March 05, 2014

Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock

Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude

by Kenny Lewis August 28, 2008