Getting on the ground and holding your breath until you change color. While doing this your mind goes to an alternative state where you can turn all grass to beef jerky. The you eat the grass, then you die.
by Monarchwaterdog October 31, 2014
Frog-sex is a kind of penetrative anal or vaginal sex where male and female lay on each other (belly down) just like frogs.
During the intercourse the male push hard once or twice a minute (very hard, very slow) emitting the classical frog noise (a deep CRAAAAAAAAH) while pushing.
Better if you're dressed like a frog
During the intercourse the male push hard once or twice a minute (very hard, very slow) emitting the classical frog noise (a deep CRAAAAAAAAH) while pushing.
Better if you're dressed like a frog
by EtsA September 18, 2019
by Adultie January 12, 2018
A sophisticated way of calling a man a slut. Cause the man's nuts be jumping around a lot and during winters stays loyal to one.
by Lucy50 April 19, 2023
A mud frog is a synonym for poop or shit. It's most commonly used as a euphemism for a deuce about to plop out.
by SteamyGertrude February 01, 2018
John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
by mynameismark August 08, 2005
To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.
by Quitus November 23, 2008