don't kapsen the berg

Expresion used to call a dutch guy when he's being lame or when he fucked something up or when he tells a bad joke.

Alex: "Hey Pie-eater, wanna go to Scottsdale tonight???"
Pie-eater: "Nah, mate-k... I'll be online"
Rich: "C'mon Pie-eater, don't kapsen the berg..."

by Farry October 3, 2007

Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

by Jonson.y September 11, 2005

I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

by You stupid. March 18, 2022

don't plant corn

A phrase to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend, to not go and mess around with other people. Another way of say don't cheat, or don't put false hopes on other.

Hey Baby don't plant corn at work today

by Cassidy Thao October 10, 2007

Don't Blame Me

Don't Blame Me is a song by Taylor Swift featured in her 6th studio album, reputation. It is one of her best songs due to its phenomenal vocals, tone, and production. Listening to the song is an experience which cannot be gained from anywhere else. The song is the best in reputation and is one of the best songs in the whole world.

Don't Blame Me is one of Taylor Swift's best songs ever

by Beast96 January 20, 2021

don't qoute me on that

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Don't get happy

What you say when some else gets especially excited or angry/hyperactive.

John: There's no London in Canada
Henry: Yes there is, lets check google innit...

*checks google*

Henry: Ha ha there it is-told you!
John: Don't get happy blood!

by Tinablahblah February 11, 2010