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Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.
Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
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dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
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Clean Brunette

When a person has brown hair but blonde highlights he is a clean brunette.
by amayamae April 18, 2018
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Cleaning Frantic

SOMEONES WHOS obsesses about cleaning and would go blastic if you make a mess
My wife cleaned for a whole hour! She’s a cleaning frantic
by WORDERSLIFE October 22, 2017
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Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014
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perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.
A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".
by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011
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Quick Clean

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019
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