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Tree Narc

A police helicopter hovering in the tree tops reporting your every move to police on the ground. This either happens during crime in progress or when your trying to come up. Also posssible post crime.
Damn fool..RUN!!...I see them tree narcsI told you this was a bad lick. We fuc€ed...
by MangoNKisten June 29, 2016
mugGet the Tree Narcmug.

dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI
So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there
by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017
mugGet the dragged treemug.

e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend
i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me
by xman5k February 25, 2011
mugGet the e-treemug.

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.
Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!
by spicehboi December 17, 2017
mugGet the tree chopmug.

Bong Tree

This type of tree appears in the childrens poem 'The Owl and the Pussy Cat' by Edward Lear. They're shaped like a marshmellow stick and vary in height. They create a fantasy land in which the two characters marry.
'They sailed away, for a year and a day, to the land where the bong tree grows'
by Heidy B May 21, 2006
mugGet the Bong Treemug.

dollar tree

a store where you can splurge on cheap crap mostly imported from cheap-labor countries such as China and from the continent of Asia.they sell merchandise that could actually be cheaper than the price of one dollar...but just to be cool they mark everything as one dollar. they are proud that EVERything is a dollar....except now they are offering 5-10 dollar items in the back of the store. some of the dollar tree's items come from BIGGER BRAND NAME STores that can't sell the cheap crap...so they send it to dollar tree...thats why i don't buy food there.
i love dollar tree! i can buy all kinds of stuff that i don't necessarily need. spending my hard earned moneys on things that mean nothing to me, makes my day!
by Lindsey miggysnewbestie February 4, 2008
mugGet the dollar treemug.

light the tree

dubstep is so great after we light the tree
by lindsaymichelle February 28, 2011
mugGet the light the treemug.

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