An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
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Symptoms might include:
• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.
• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.
• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.
• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.
Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
Symptoms might include:
• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.
• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.
• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.
• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.
Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
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1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?
Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.
2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!
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