5 sheet

A way of describing a £5 note for absolute geezers.

Oi Geezer you still owe me a 5 sheet from when we betting on the races last week

by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

pillow sheets

The cloth that covers the pillow case that holds the actual pillow.

You should change your pillow sheets every other day to keep them from building up dead skin cells.

by #Ja#Wa# November 16, 2020

sheets

method of smoking cocaine off of tin foil after mixing a solution of cocaine, baking soda and water and letting dry.

"hey, mix up a couple sheets if you want"

by foil god January 16, 2015

tossing the sheets

Tossing the sheets is another term of saying let's get freaky as fuck in this bed by tossing the sheets

By: Mr&Misses.Smith

Erik: baby you ready to go " Toss the sheets ?"
Victoria:Fuck yea, you know I will toss the sheets with your lion king ass any and every chance I get

"TOSSING THE SHEETS WITH MY BOTTOM BITCH"

by Mr.&Mrs.Smith December 29, 2021

Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.

Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”

by SHITIMDEADAGAIN June 17, 2022

fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017