pope wagon

pope wagon is a physical definition of the head of the katlick church's FAITH that he wont be shot

pope benedick the 16th ratslayer rides in a protected pope wagon because he has FAITH that no ratlings will open fire with a gatlin gun

by humantheism October 4, 2010

Pope on a Rope

a sex move where you tie someone to the bottom of the top bunk on a bunk bed in a pose similar to a crucifixion, than tie your legs to theirs and do pull ups into their vagina/asshole.

"bro i hit that bitch with the pope on a rope maneuver last night, and god damn that hits different."

by Robo gahndi January 24, 2020

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

popeful

Feeling hopeful at the prospect of a new Pope.

Stay popeful! The conclave will end at some point and there will be a new Pope.

by NeologianPJG April 27, 2025

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

A Pea and a Pope

An expression meaning absolutely nothing; used as a vague/cryptic reference with no clear meaning.

"Your friend says a Pea and a Pope in order to confuse you," he said. "For instance: The world is a Pea and a Pope away from urinal-themed restaurants."

by Stained Shoe January 19, 2022