The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.

The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

golden gavel

When a model un delegate sleeps with their chair in order to win the prize of best delegate, (refers to the prize, which is the gavel used during committee).

“Dude, how did albania win? They only spoke like twice, and didn’t even sponsor a resolution!”

“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”

by anyways: April 07, 2018

Golden chaser

When you urinate in your partners mouth after previously ejaculating in their mouth.

She was a freak; into water sports ... had me give her a golden chaser to end the night.

by Rumj4ck May 09, 2019

Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.

Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.

by MelonWorm November 17, 2013

golden fox

A man when he enters his 30s

Oh wow, Addy has turned to a golden fox.

by Yddaz April 12, 2017

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 25, 2017

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 15, 2017