Dealing smoke

When you deal the good

Hey you dealing smoke?

by 77feet February 15, 2020

Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!

by DatKiwi May 31, 2018

joey deals

The sex beast that takes no for a answer. It's either fast or nothing. Has a normal penis that girls can't resist.

I wish I can be joey deals.

That normal sized joey deals penis is like heaven!

by Vixha April 17, 2016

Deal

Gilbert’s slang for his junk

“Here’s my deal”

by Jackolantern December 15, 2020

self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.

"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."

by Aspxts-pa-leez April 24, 2018

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020