Deal Sandwich

The result of a negotiation where one party winds up with something of little or no value while the other gains everything they wanted.

"She may have gotten the car, the house, the kids, the holiday home and every penny I had, but at least I got this deal sandwich."

by SimplyJohn November 10, 2017

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doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!

by DatKiwi May 31, 2018

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Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

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Netflix and deal

Selling drugs, getting money while watching Netflix. Multitasking

"Are you coming over because we about to Netflix and deal"

by Fort Compton August 14, 2016

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Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

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(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

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