Chav cut off from the social after conviction for theft or looting; alt: chav who can't afford the cell phone bill, but carries one anyway about pretending to talk to his non-existent crew.
by owngoal October 17, 2011
Get the chav-notmug. by mrpeetatohead October 26, 2019
Get the chavmug. A British (mostly consisting of England, of course) lad who ironically can not pronounce 'Isn't it' without sounding like a southern US citizen. These subspecies of humans can be found prancing around any McDonald's fast food resturaunt, Tesco, Mothers basement in the UK. These subspecies like to wear black track jackets and trousers with white stripes on the front and back, with their trousers tucked in their socks, with white sketchers or some shit on, and typically a buzzcut style haircut. These subspecies act like they're townies from Bully, pretend to be some sort of tall ass thug, but in reality they're laughably lanky and short, so it makes them act like the same way Donald Trump pretends to not be racist.
by Renderix September 12, 2015
Get the Chavmug. annoying idiots who think they're really cool and intimidating, but just look like knobheads. they like to refer to their friends as dickheads. females are typically very orange, after using too much fake tan. the fake tan will also be very splotchy. massive hoops are a major must have. males wear grey trakkies with manky spray that they think smells really good, but it really doesnt. all chavs like to wear socks and sliders. they hang around McDonalds, and are most likely to be shouting and swearing all the time.
chav: oioi dickhead!
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
Get the chavmug. a youthful youth, generally found in a council flat..or his ennddzz. you will never find one without his hood..a chav is naked with his hood
duuude did you see that chav back there?
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!
oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!
oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
by wmweol May 19, 2009
Get the chavmug. "sup bruvvv!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
"init lykkk!"
"we iz such a chav."
"gimmme some drugz yee? i 'av run out."
"wow, look at how cool those people are! they must be charlotte & lila!"
by henriksennnn. April 28, 2010
Get the CHAVmug. Definition of chavs: "A bunch of cunts who are either left wing twats or nazi twats. They are a bunch of ignorant cockends who act the biggin but they'd end up getting the shit beatin out out of em by actual men. They are nearly always on the dole, wear trackies and extremely shite shoes like 95's and tn's. They get underage girls on their shitty moped normally or if they're the age requirement they're sometimes pretty which no one knows how a smelly scally bastard who lives with rats can get. They go around burgling houses looking for metal but normally rob childrens games consoles and electronic devices as theyre lowlife cunts who also like to rob the elderly. They smell horribly of body odour and are never washing. Chavs are also known as scallies in certain areas of the UK.
by PoliticallyIncorrect.46 July 12, 2017
Get the Chavsmug.