103459th base

Viciously stabbing your sexual partner with knives and spoons while spooning then preceding to shove your dick in each of the holes.

Now if you're a lady then carve your partners leg into a large dick and spray paint it black if it pleases you, then precede to ride that artificial dick honey whilst yelling "cacao"

WARNING: your partner may die
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

friend 1: bruh I went to 103459th base with Sydney last night! it was sweet!
friend 2: no way dude! I went to 103459th base with Juliette last night!

by o dubb February 21, 2015

Base Tan

The art of working up your resistance to the sun so as to avoid sunburn.

"looks like a didn't work the base tan long enough...i got burnt today"

by the jacob to my brady November 3, 2007

Hair at the base

-It describes a grown man situation. Being that the if the Dick has hair at its base, then it belongs to a grown man.

-Used to describe something manly, Gnarly, rad, boss, dope, or awesome.

Example 1
-"Dude this UFC match has hair at the base."

-"What?"

-"It's dope as balls"

Example 2
-*sluurrp* "DAMN this Slurpee has hair at the base."

Example 3
- "Yooo that steezy kickflip back tail had hair at the base!"

by Lord Edward Everton VI December 6, 2010

space-basing

the act of smoking a mixture of crack cocaine and pcp, causing an intense, but spaced out high.

watch out for those crazy headbangers, i know they were space-basing

by nate March 18, 2005

Base Jumper

A Base Jumper Is An Affectionate Term Used For A Girl Who Sucks Cock All The Way To The Base...... This Term Is Only Used For Girls Who Have Talent & Technique..... No Hen Pecking Here........ Maximum Points Are Awarded For Not Gagging & Also The Rate Of Speed The Base Jump Is Performed At.

Look At Those Two Over There...... You Know The Blonde One On The Left Is A Fireman" (Only Into Helmet)..... Yeah But Dont Worry Man, I Know That Brunette On The Right, & She's A Champion "Base Jumper" Bruv

by Thugz Cuny December 8, 2010

Four Bases

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.

Guy 1: Dude, we totally hit all four bases in our relationship.
Guy 2: Niiiiice.

by ezasaurus December 14, 2011

39th base

When you get a girl to ride your dick in a movie theatre while your mom is down 2 to 5 rows, any more or less is just crazy, it also is easier to have a scitso monkey.

dude my mom caught me attempting the 39th base yesterday..

by Duncsin July 7, 2008