New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years

Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!

by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025

lot girl

A super crunchy variety of hippie chick Usally found in the parking lot outside of a phish concert selling grilled cheeses for 5$ or heady trades. The only thing that stinks more than her van is her 4 foot long dread lock rat tail .She may be homeless , only known by her field name alias and wanted in four states but she tells a mean joke for a smoke. After a three night barn burner she hops in a strangers van and vanishes in a cloud of bong smoke patchouli off to live another weekend in a brand new parking outside a third tier jam band show.

Man all these lot girls are the same.... they just want to huff nitrous, eat LSD , buff a lunar charged crystal and black out before they even get inside the show.
"Man I think that crusty lot girl I banged on a bunch of empty nitrous tanks outside the disco biscuits show last week gave me the clap and stole my car.

by Hermajestyofthescencelotqueen June 17, 2022

cross-lot

(v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.

(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"

by ellogrl July 21, 2012

fat lot of good

Informal, not at all good or useful.

Paul can't drive so he was a fat lot of good when I broke my arm

by onceuponatime68 February 18, 2017

Marking Lot

DO NOT SAY THIS (only hispanics have the marking lot pass)

you will definitely be labeled a bigot if you say this

Jack: Hey Jerry, say "parking lot, but with a m"

Jerry: "marking lot"

Jack: WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Hhdnzpo7!!! January 9, 2021

There are a lot of criminals out there

Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!

Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2023

Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB

Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018