text-hole

Anyone who behaves like an asshole by texting at inappropriate times.

If you text while in a movie - you're a text-hole. If you text while you're at a wedding or a funeral - you're a text-hole. If you text while driving - you're a dangerous text-hole. If you are driving a car with four of your friends as passengers and you are all texting other people then tomorrow's newspaper headline should read "Five Text-Holes Killed in Tragic Car Crash". The tragedy in this case being the damage to car.

by Johnny Heretic September 27, 2013

Text-cuse

a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.

Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 17, 2010

Text Message Breakup

1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.

2. To rip out a girls heart.

1. Text : "Hey im breaking up wit u"

2. OMG, Sean just sent me a text message breakup!

by Bexxi_Breakdown June 10, 2009

Pocket Text

Any text created and sent by accident from a smart phone or other device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Text Example: adfjaeqptqtprita dab

by bapzzyx June 15, 2011

Text Sitter

A person who returns text messages instantly; someone you know is waiting for your text.

Joe is such a text sitter; he returned my text before i could close my phone.

by trumpeteerx March 6, 2009

Salame (Text)

Pronunciation: "sa-la-may"
Etymology: Corinian

1) In Philadelphia, indicates acknowledgment or understanding of a text message received via cellular telephone.

Salame (Text) example:

Text to Steve, From Craig: Yo. Can't make it to the bris. Something came up.

Text to Craig, From Steve: Salame.

by Hog1 July 19, 2007

Text Creeper

A person who continues to text you multiple times after you have not responded.

Mike: I was thinking about texting that girl from the party last weekend... Bob: I wouldn't, I hear she's a total text creeper.

by MrThaddeus March 25, 2009