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Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy
by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020
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Ted Bundy Vibes

by Tedbundyvibes January 1, 2021
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Ted 2 poo

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025
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Ted Kunt

To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.
Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!
by BleaseHelp May 10, 2018
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Ted Paul

Ted Paul is the person who loves Clarisse the most. Clarisse appreciates everything that Ted Paul does to her. He is the love of her life. Clarisse will always include Ted Paul in her future.
1. Ted Paul is the name of Clarisse's first love.
by jcgmcgcjplma June 2, 2024
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Ted White

Ted White is an experianced actor/stuntman whose career goes back to the late 50's. He has doubled for such stars as John Wayne, Fess Parker, Clark Gable and others. He has also had roles in televison over the years. Other films include "Romancing the Stone", "Starman", "Major League", "Oh, God! Book 2", and many others. He reluctantly accepted the role of Jason Voorhees in "Friday the 13th The Final Chapter" and is widely considered to be one of the best who have portrayed the hockey-masked psychopath. He regularly is a guest at conventions and enjoys meeting fans.
Ted White was awesome as Jason!

Ted White's character in Romancing the stone was a real bastard!
by locutusofdouche February 19, 2010
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Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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