technochocolate

That which the Aztecs made to eat at human sacrifice raves and to which they dedicated amusement parks. Given to Cortes in mass quantities in lieu of the location of El Dorado. Contains cocoa, Eccstacy, and the sanctified hearts and livers of the Chemical Brothers.

Tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...

I'm gonna go check into that technochocolate...

by Duuuuuuuuuh February 9, 2004

Emergency Medical Technician

Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT

"When she fell the Emergency Medical Technician came to save her."

by Jade_baby August 8, 2006

Technicolor Yawn

Refers to the act of vomiting while under the influence of LSD or other hallucinogenic compounds, when the experience may be especially strange or colorful.

Dude got so high the first time he took acid that he experienced the technicolor yawn.

by agbram May 20, 2010

technicolor unicorn

when you paint you balls multiple colors and teabag the first girl that passes out at your brohams party.

Frat Guy 1 : did you see the technicolor unicorn on that girl's forehead?

Frat Guy 2 : suh weet brohamiun!

by Boomer The Unicorn Whisperer August 6, 2009

half-hour clock technique

noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.

Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?

Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.

by 77jim April 8, 2011

panda style technique

A type of fighting style when you connect both hands Infront of you and move them rapidly up and down

Is timur using the panda style technique on that kid?

Yea man! How could he do that?

by The 0perator March 8, 2017

No Shirt Technique

The art of bagging any chick on the planet by simply cruising out of the bathroom after all party participants have left, with no shirt. Clearly there must be 1 chick left, but her vulnerability is enhanced by her solitude. Few wonem can resist the no shirt technique when applied correctly.

Dude, did he bag that unstable heffer last night in the basement?" "Are you kidding, he busted out the no shirt technique, of course he got the hole." "That shit is too powerful, he better be careful." "He's batting a thousand with the NST.

by Crack-a-lackin' June 14, 2011