Eastern Tech

A school where we pretend to be smarter then we are. There arent any fights, teachers are mean, classes suck, & everyone secretly wants to go back to their home school. Kids from other schools think we're stuck up, but the truth is that half of us that go there don't really belong there at all. We have a great sports that no one cares about, & we never go on field trips. We have more school spirit then all of the other schools in the county put together, go mavericks !

Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: eastern tech.
Kid 1: asshole.

by mommma August 4, 2008

Sydney Tech

all-boys selective high school in Sydney, consistently ranked around 25th best high school in NSW, Australia.

non-selective kid: what high school do you go to?
Sydney Tech kid: Sydney Tech
non-selective kid: oh... (feeling a little sorry for him/her self)

by 2pac4lyf June 13, 2008

Ivy Tech

A community college with several campuses scattered across the state of Indiana.

Established in 1963, Ivy Tech now has over 120,000 students.

It's get a bad rap for it's large number of know-nothings (which is true), but it is a good stepping ground for some people between high school and university.

Cheap alternative to real universities, minus the fun.

"Hey did you hear back from Purdue?"
"Yeah, I got rejected, so I'm going to Ivy Tech and hopefully I'll be able to transfer to Purdue somewhere down the road."

by Jake Logos August 26, 2009

Fuck Tech

It's not a phrase, it's a lifestyle.

Mrs. Ramsey: Ohh by the way you have a test after lunch...

Everyone: Gah fuck tech..!

by Kanye WE March 4, 2009

Blackstone Valley Tech

A regional vocational high school in Upton, MA.

The school is awesome for shop, but academics are awful. Known for massive amounts of homework. Starts earlier than other schools and ends later.

The school has students from 13 towns;
Bellingham,
Blackstone,
Douglas,
Grafton,
Hopedale,
Mendon,
Milford,
Millbury,
Millville,
Northbridge,
Sutton,
Upton,
Uxbridge.

Mascot: Beaver
Colors: Purple, black, white and gold

Also known as Blackstone Valley Regional Vocational Technical High School, Valley Tech, or BVT.

Jr High student #1: I sooo don't want to go to the town high school next year.
Jr High student #2: I know! Its gunna be wicked boring.
Jr High student #1: I'm just going to apply to Blackstone Valley Tech.
Jr High student #2: Me toooo! I hope we get accepted.

by Chelsea Challenge February 23, 2009

shawsheen tech

A technical school where everyone is stereotyped by their shop and it is pretty accurate for the most part, almost everyone smokes or drinks, people think its a trend to be bysexual, it is a common occurance to see people in full pokemon costumes and other weird ass clothes, the freshman get freakyer every year, mcas is a huge deal but hardly anyone prepairs for it and still passes, there are pointless bomb threats and everything academics is wicked easy.

you cant walk down the halls of shawsheen tech without being like wtf?

by stonerman yahh July 7, 2010

Lincoln Tech

a technical institute in NJ that wastes your hard earned money. filled with extremely dumb people.

"hey man, you wanna waste 16 thousand dollars?"

"sure, let's go to Lincoln Tech"

by an0nymous12345 October 29, 2008