talking heads

The best band to ever play music and they supported the use of cocaine. David Byrne is a romantic poet and should become your conscience. Their music is the ultimate aphrodesiac.

"Stop making sense, stop making sense...stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better that this
( is it? )"

by Bubby J December 10, 2004

murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

Taking a Twit

Tweeting while taking a shit.

A phenomenon growing more and more popular with the amount of mobile twitter applications available.

Just don't let your mom catch you doing that nasty shit!

YOU: What are you doing?
ME: Just on the toilet Taking a Twit!
YOU: You are one nasty SOB!

by The Real Lobot January 7, 2011

Taking A Big Country

Taking A Big Country is when you have to take a shit so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the crapper. You usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. It starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. Plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. The shirt (if it doesnt have buttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. This type of shit should be taken with great pride.

1) I couldn't answer the phone last night because I was busy Taking a Big Country.

by slick_willie December 9, 2011

Taking a L

When a person Looses, he is Taking an L. It is usually when you try to do something fun,or try to impress someone, but you fail. Also if you argue a point but it is proved wrong, you take an L. Or if something bad just happens to you u took an L.

Soulja boi was taking a L when he got robbed while livestreaming.

John: "Yo, did u get sarah last night"
Jake:" Nah, she rejected me"
John:"u walked in knowing you were taking a L "

by elaijackconnorIzzy January 8, 2017

Talking Jazz

Talking Irrelevant Bullshit. bullshit irrelevant jazz

Tobi: I'm about to go sneak this blunt into my moms crib.
John: you know, if you do that your mom could get you arrested for drug trafficking.
Tobi: you're talking jazz bro

by DayroomJazz November 29, 2017

Tarkington

There’s Redneck Finney’s .There’s crackheads like Tret Carpenter and Dawson Snead and their gay.Tarkington is very dumb but the football basketball basebvall and track is the best teams to go and try out. There couzin fukers in Tarkington. But it’s better than Cleveland and splendora bc they do drugs and fight but Tarkington has a couple of bad ppl in the town. Not tryin bully on Tret or Dawson. But u know their diks. But if you need your car or truck fix come to Tarkington high school. And yes I am a yee-yee person and no I don’t like to fuk my cousins like all the rest of the yee-yees.

Bobby- let’s go in the duly to go to school at Tarkington

Levi- heck ya but I’ll take my truck and race you to Tarkington ok
Bobby- ok bruh I’ll beat you to Tarkington

Levi- bet you won’t

by Steve dumb September 19, 2019