Wonder bread thighs

Lovely white legs that are nice and soft

Why girl has wonder bread thighs and I sleep soundly when my head is between them

by Azurvix October 19, 2021

Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.

"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."

by miminoto May 01, 2021

Thigh Gobbling

The act in which one gobbles at another's inner thighs, mimicking the sounds of a turkey🦃

Girl, I'm gonna thigh gobble the fuck out of you. You ain't never had a thigh Gobbling like this before.

by Papa Derz February 10, 2019

thigh siri

When your thigh fat presses your iPhone home button activating Siri while in your pocket.

Today I was complaining about Becky and thanks to thigh siri it all ended as a Facebook status.

by Andytehunicorn May 24, 2017

Thigh highs

A clothing item that femboys wear.

That femboy looks so cute in thigh highs

by FeMogus December 10, 2023

Thigh Crusher

The Thigh Crusher is when a woman is on her back and a guy spreads her legs and puts his hands-on her inner thighs and puts all his weight on his hands. He then sticks his dick in the woman.

Raccoon's it friend wanted to try the Thigh Crusher.

It friend: (In deep girly voice) Hey raccoon wanna try the thigh crusher?
Vicente: What that?
It friend: (In deep girly voice) I'll show you boy.

by Bigeboy June 25, 2022

Glazzie thighs

When someone I blessed with extremely glossy/shiny thighs

Damnnnn girl you got some glazzie thighs

by Poudered doughnut April 24, 2021