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Slapping the floor

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.
Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either
by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024
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Snapping arse

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
by Azuraz1 July 8, 2024
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slapping faces

Incredibly good, delicious, fantastic, etc. It’s so good it almost feels unreal, like you have the feeling of having your face being slapped. Alternatively, it is so good you kind of want to slap someone because it makes you so energetic and excited.
h: wat ya sayin about that falafel wrap, mate?
t: ya, truly slapping faces!!! massively.
h: I knew this place would hit.

a: What did you think of the film?
b: It wasn't really slapping faces, was it?
a: Yeah, pretty sub-par if you ask me
by teawhoyeahbunny January 29, 2026
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Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.
Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.
by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026
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Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
by Darminator05 April 1, 2025
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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swipping

(Verb) The act of whipping the floor aggressively with a broom
Kira was swipping the floor so hard that the tile cracked, causing a geyser to erupt in the middle of the apartment.
by edgeofglobe September 22, 2025
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