Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 26, 2020
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To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"
Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!
by Michael Lovelock December 19, 2006
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Cyber-support

I cyber-supported my friend and her boyfriend
by imtrynnaproveapoint November 12, 2017
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Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox April 12, 2016
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Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.
Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Glory supporter

A redundant insult that is used by fans of poorly performing football clubs to call out fans of clubs that perform better than their own in order to make excuses for their own petty bitterness.
Look at all those Arsenal, Man Utd/City fans, they're all a bunch of glory supporters and only support them because they're constantly winning. My team is facing relegation each season so that makes me a real football fan, unlike those posers.

(This particular fan's team was in the top 3 regularly 10 years ago, so at one stage that insult would have been used against them.)
by Your mum's pseudonym February 11, 2023
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Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma
He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.
by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018
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