30 stone

A 30 pack of Keystone Light. Keystone Light is the beer of choice for college kids since its cheap and tastes much better than Natty Light.

A 30 Stone used to cost $10.99 but now its $11.99.

We got hammered last night, in fact I'm pretty sure we went through 4 30 Stones.

by Woodjablowme March 14, 2008

Stoned

the state i'm in at the moment. i'm almost positive it has different definitions for everyone, because everyone experiences a high differently. for me, i start thinking about ways to solve all the worlds problems or say something and laugh and then forget what i was laughing about. in this state, music sounds amplified and you feel like you're "in it". i find myself unable to not move to the music. but thats just me. everything becomes exponentially funnier. sometimes, you even hallucinate at this stage and see mickey mouse like i have. your limbs feel really heavy like rocks, hence the name "stoned" basically, the only way for you to really understand the definition is to get to this state yourself. so toke up !

"OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS" what ? "oh.. i forgot. i had a plan to save the seagulls but i forgot cus i'm stoned."

by brendabong November 1, 2009

stonehenged

When you're trying to hook up with someone, but people/friends around you don't realize and go on to surround you on all sides, making the situation as awkward as humanly possible while also making it impossible to leave without causing some serious commotion.

Dude, I was going to hook up with that chick but we got stonehenged the whole time.

by Ye110 January 4, 2011

Phill Stone

Insanely funny college bum who works at Mc Donalds, matureity of a dog in heat when around lay, 1 of papa lazarou's many wives but now widowed as he wasnt good enough for papa or his circus, has four legs and an iron willy and 13 toes,{see incest}.

Hey phill you crazy assed 13 toed mofo, quit humpping lay's leg and make me some pie!!!!

by MINE!!!! January 25, 2004

De-Stone

This is the time after you smoke a joint to enjoy your buzz before you have to get up and perform some task, like, doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, taking a shower, just about anything but sit and enjoy the buzz.

Tom said "Suzy, it's time for the dog to go out." Suzy replied," I'll do it after I de-stone for awhile."

by The Prince of Smoke November 16, 2010

and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

by Ghost2human May 15, 2010

Stonehill College

Stonehill High is located in Easton MA, where you are unable to find one off campus house or party or bar, where cops have not already infiltrated the premises the second before you arrived. The male species on this campus would rather marinate in a sausage fest on the weekend than invite girls over. If they do in fact invite the girls over, you may find yourself naked in his bed the following morning. DON'T BE ALARMED, every single person on this campus and their mother already knows. Now this may seem bad for the girl but the boy is now off limits to the rest of the female population because every girl is somehow connected to the next. Aside from hooking up, stonehill students get as drunk as possible to forget that they are in a 12x12 room with 100 freshman grinding and sweating off the layers of make up that they put on 4 hours ago when they got ready to wait around and "find out whats going on." The academics here at stonehill are based on cheating and resubmitting your friends papers who have already taken the class. If you are failing a class, go cry to your professor and they will come up with 10 new extra credit options and you will wind up with an A. Don't forget, you can't skip classes because attendance is 50% of your grade and there are only 15 other kids in your class, you will receive an email from your professor asking if you're okay. If this doesn't tickle your pickle, Stonehill High also holds 3 dances in the gymnasium along side a pep rally.

"Should I apply to stonehill college?"
"If you didn't attend a public high school, yes"

by BeatBoxluver3000 November 5, 2018