Senior Behemoth

someone who is the really cool to da maxxx

"Senior Behemoth is really cool."

by SB December 5, 2003

Senior Scramble

The Senior Scramble is a two part definition, it involves a man and a woman, generally both having low self esteems. The Senior Scramble term can be associated with two people first meeting their senior year then quickly marrying, or it can be two people who have dated for a long time and have given up on finding someone they actually like and have given up on happiness, then they end up getting married immediately after college. Watching two students marry who don't truly like each other is a complete joy. Whether it's because they just met and the pressures to be popular are too strong, or they've dated for years and realize that their personalities are junk and everyone else has been taken by the Scramble... Either way, the non-scrambles get a free party out of the wedding reception and a good laugh as the marriage ends in divorce or everlasting sadness.

A.) Kyle: You don't think that I am a part of the Senior Scramble do you?
Tim: Kyle, look at it this way, you just met her senior year and you only think she's a gem because all the others have been picked over. It's just like when you go clothes shopping for shorts at the end of the summer, all the good stuff is taken and they're desperate for someone to take the merchandise. It seems like a deal at the time until the season starts over again. Unfortunately you are a part of the Senior Scramble.

B.) Chris: Hi Andy! Did you hear that Erika and I are getting married?
Andy: No, but I assumed so. You're both way to desperate and ugly to find another person, welcome to the Senior Scramble!

by DJ Dago March 10, 2011

senior moustache

a moustache. coming from the french.
refered to as a cool person. very unique. seen as weird sometimes. head charge. kind. generous. and someone people want to be around all the time. doesn't really express their feelings and pretends that everything is fine. keeps everything to themselves. can be a mystery at times.

The Senior Moustache from the town was always crowded with people.

by Youlie Udest May 21, 2008

Seniors

People that are fun to kick.

Let's find some seniors and use them for our soccer ball!

by MichaelJacksonIsNotDead September 16, 2019

Senior Mystery Box

A man that is like a mystery box in that you wanna know about him until you find out about him and then say "why did i go with the mystery box?"

"Why did I choose Senior mystery box?"
"Because everyone wnats to know about the mystery box."

by Kapsule Corp. January 30, 2009

Senioritis

the disease that hits old people of around the age of 70, symptoms are grey/white/no hair, hunched backs, cronic deafness, walking canes, and most importantly slow driving!!

Person 1 ~ dude why are they driving so slow!!!

Person 2 ~ dude i see grey hair and the radio is up loud!

Person 1 ~ damn they must have senioritis

by Jade is sweet June 24, 2005

Senior Sprint

The period of time near the end of Senior Year when students are incentivized to reject usual social norms and hook up with one another regardless of consequences to reputation or social standing. A classic example of moral hazard.

"Hey Caroline, I know we haven't talked much since freshman year, but I always thought you were pretty cute. Would you like to bang me?"

"Whatever, why not. Senior sprint right?"

by skells6969 February 14, 2017