The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.
by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017
Get the Splinter train mug.A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
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