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Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.
I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.
by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017
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Springer

A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017
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splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.
splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.
by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018
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sprinkler system

The sexual act where multiple women squirt on the face of a male participant. Essentially female bukkake.
Last night was so hot, five girls gave me the sprinkler system!
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Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex
Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales
by Djruffglove September 14, 2018
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Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others
"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"
by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018
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Sprinkler Valve

The act of spraying semen out of your penis while whipping it back and forth, immediately after pulling out.
by Goldboy39 December 12, 2018
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