sponged

rejection

yeah, I totally sponged that girl in the club last night

by fegabel July 1, 2016

Sponge

A discord admin who has traded sleep for Ape $ex legends.

Quit being a sponge! close apex and go to sleep

by Intention_01 April 16, 2022

Spong

A spastic and a mong put together

"Hey Munro Galil your a proper fucking Spong"

by Dubzy21 July 6, 2021

Sponge

an icebreaker that can be said in any circumstance.

So how are your opinions on abortion?... sponge

by yaboisamson17 May 21, 2019

Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014

Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013