Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

vegas sponge

A vegas bomb plus a splash of pineapple.

I drank a vegas sponge.

by Bell6990 July 22, 2017

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021

Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.

Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.

by Liseee82 September 4, 2017

Sponge Kid

A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.

person: what u doin this weekend

Sponge Kid: going clubing

by boobnator May 14, 2011

Meat Sponge

When a gay man does anal sex and accepts all presenters and doesn’t discriminate.

He is a total meat sponge!

by LarryNash September 3, 2020