Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

by ProTip September 8, 2011

Robbie Spooks

A male who thrives in failing high school, and driving an old Grand Am, AKA the Grand Spook. Robbie Spooks has also been known to thieve car audio equipment, and lie about working at Wal-Mart.

Wow that lowlife sure is like Robbie Spooks

by Spookhunter1221 December 15, 2011

Robbie Spooks

Someone who fails high school, claims to work at wal-mart, and steals car audio crap from kids. A Robbie Spook will also claim that he is all knowing, and sells truck parts. You will know one when you see one because they have been known to drive Green Grand Spooks with Black rims

Trisha you see that lowlife?
Yeah, hes a Robbie Spooks alright.

by Spookhunter1221 December 15, 2011

Jamies Socks

A guy who wears girls socks and doesnt care,

Jamie:ahhhh

Will:dude those socks are for chickssss
Jamie: ohhh sh*t
Thats a jamies socks

by Suckthedirtypoo January 7, 2013

creepy socks

Socks that creep down your legs.

While walking you can feel the sock slowly creeping down your legs. Hence the term creepy socks.

by svdmailf December 15, 2013

cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

by Kaje Willliams March 10, 2014