slurd

it is compound of the words slutty-nerd

you are such a slurd

by moi December 10, 2004

Splurt

When someone makes a various motion with their hands.

"He just splurted into a thisword motion"

by Xeno March 20, 2003

shlurple my purple

To suck something purple i.e. a penis

"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"

by Tony Dodds November 28, 2007

Slurp

After recieving a blow job and the male blows his load the girl splurps up the residue around the penis.

Are you going to slurp me or am i going to clean this up by myself?

by Scott Arnold April 16, 2006

sewage slurp

An intense sexcapade of legendary proportions. During a "Sewage Slurp" the woman spreads her butt, revealing her butthole, allowing for the male to approach and apply his tongue to her anus. This move is similar to its cousin the Rim Job yet differs in that while the male is massaging the womans butthole with his tongue the woman procedes to defecate on the mans face. The "Sewage Slurp" allows for custimization according to the preferences of the participants: the man can be masturbating during the sewage slurp, getting beaten off, or beating off another man.

Tommy is tired of the rimjob so he and Sally move on to a Sewage Slurp.

Bob takes Diane to mexican restuarants before he attempts a sewage slurp.

PAST TENSE- I sewage slurped your mom.

by Yeti420 December 13, 2008

Splurge

A general expression of amusement, pleasure, happiness, joy etc.
Can be applied to almost any situation

1. I just no scoped that guy, SPLURGE!
2. That girl made me want to splurge.

by pearface1991 February 22, 2009

Slurp

The act of smirking and sticking out the tip of your tongue at your friend because you are in a better position than him.

i.e 1. revealing something which greatly annoys your friend but is advantageous for you, 2. your friend loses at something but you win, 3. your friend loses something which you have

#1
dude 1: F**K I can't believe my wallet is lost! Now I can't go to the club tonight.
dude 2: Oh. :) I guess I still have my wallet and I at least one of us will have fun tonight *SLURP*

#2
dude 1: Dammit! I got 32/50 on the test! 1 point from an A
dude 2: *SLURP* *Shows his test score: 33/50*

#3
dude 2: Have you gotten you drivers licence yet?
dude 1: No
dude 2: *Takes our car keys and head towards his car* *SLURP*

by SwedishPersian February 10, 2010