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splinter cell

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye
i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)
by Jon G April 11, 2005
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splinter cell

A videogame franchise consisting of stealth gameplay. Inferior to the Metal Gear Solid franchise (which started the genre) in both it's boring, stereotypical storyline and trial and error and no head shots detecting gameplay. It has to rely on coming out year after to attempt to improve its shortcomings as opposed to every 3 years like Metal Gear Solid does.
The cheesy subtitles in the Splinter Cell games might as be changed to year numbers.
by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005
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winker sphincter

(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"

Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."

Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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Shit slinger

A person who gets on your nervous
by Enbsgbbsgzvqbvsvsbsbsdbsb June 23, 2016
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sphincter

music that makes you poo
i was listenin to some sphincter and i shit uncontrollably
by dylan girer September 3, 2007
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splinter cell

One of the most over rated games I have ever played. Okay maybe that is a little harsh. It does have great graphics but many have said that it is better than Hideo Kojima's brilliant Metal gear Solid series when in reality it does not do anything that hasn't been done before. It is not even as good. The game is so linear. If an alarm is rang then the missions is over. That sucks. Not nearly as good as metal Gear Solid. I give it a 6.5/10
Solid Snake could kick Sam Fisher's ass.
by Okita-Sama March 13, 2005
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slinger

If you did tattoo's you might be called an ink slinger.
by g norton aka Slinger Dawg November 30, 2007
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