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sparting

When your partner farts in your crotch while spooning.
Whenever my lover can't stand the gas I pass in the house, I remind the time there was sparting in bed.
by spacebarshift September 15, 2009
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Sparky

Known to have an unhealthy obsession with Call of Duty Zombies, Sparky eats, sleeps and breathes COD Zombies. Sparky's mornings usually start, well don't start at all actually, because they sleep till 2am. Most diets of a Sparky, consist of 5 Monster energy drinks, a bag of Jerky XP and an egg fried to shit.

Usually recognized for not knowing when to take a hint when it comes to his love life. A Sparky will let you cuck him, but then tell his friends he "eats the pussy, like groceries." Will definitely fall in love with the first female that enters his life. Don't you dare be kind to a Sparky or its game over. He has already fallen in love with you before you can even prove that you have a vagina.

Good luck spotting a Sparky in the wild, most don't even leave the basement of their parents house. The rare occasion is to pick up some Monster, a video game or the latest Call of Duty Zombie issued comic.

Will frequently say they hate the nickname "Sparky" but actually adore it. Favorite porn star is Alison Tyler because of how she dominates. Loves being the submissive type in the relationship but then mentions how they're "alpha."
Sparky: Hey baby girl, I'm an alpha

Girl: Sit down Sparky, and be a good boy you beta

Sparky: *Sits*
by TotaltheFruitcup May 30, 2019
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Sparky

A nickname given to people who are very kind and nice and have a cute penguin profile picture on Discord
Sparky is very kind, why would anyone hate him online
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spartan fingerbang

fingering a chick and making it bleed like a stuck pig
i spartan fingerbanged that chick all night long. now i need new sheets.
by dirta jack September 25, 2009
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Spartacus

The best guy on F2 and Flecko, in his own not so humble opinion. A moderator, he is also known as Lothar, whose Strength is a Legend, and his Skill Conquers All... he has also been known to say, "Carpe Mammarium", which means 'Seize the Breasts' in Latin.
Spartacus is triplefold bitchin'.
by Spartacus September 8, 2004
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spartacus

Oh Spartacus, nice tight jeans you're wearing there.
by Smiaras May 6, 2004
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Sparky

An early 90's term of contempt for stupid people. It refers to neandrafucks who create sparks by dragging their knuckles on the ground.
Hey look, a sparky just walked through the door, that dumb fuck doesn't know shit from jam.

Hey sparky, what did you learn in class today? The meaning of pedology?
by Arcticcat October 14, 2007
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