sparanoid

sparanoid = stupid + paranoid

bambi...let go of that conspiracy theory, you're just being sparanoid

by ClassyPhD August 7, 2007

Spartan

Someone is is extremely badass to the point that it is almost funny. They lack a manline and are so chiseled that it looks fake.

Tiffany is such a fuckin Spartan!

by shelovessomeone September 7, 2007

spartan

when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes

bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo

by leebay December 24, 2008

spare meat

Your girlfriend if your married or your extra girlfriend if you're not.

It's key to have some spare meat when your wife or girlfriend is on the rag or having one of her psychotic eposides

by bullet88 September 5, 2009

Sparta Decedent

A person who wants to be like a Spartan but has no background or any spartan blood in them. Someone who thinks they are Leonidas from 300

Naming a kid Leonidas. Im a Sparta Decedent

EX: Leonidas is my son

by The Kid1230 August 7, 2011

Sparta fingers

A phrase that can be really annoying to someone and enormously funny to the person saying it. It really has no true definition.

"The lady at the drive-thru was pretty funny."

"Really? Why is that?"

"'Cause she had Sparta fingers."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

by fathands April 29, 2008

Spartan

Spartan, aka spart, is when a homo gets bummed and sperm aka seaman is released into a bum hole and the receiver passes wind releasing the stagment sperm mixed with poo hitting the inner wall of the boxer shorts making a spunky poo shaped sunflower, spartan

Spartan, spart, shart, sunflower, follow through!

by Charndog86 October 16, 2011