Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

by J-Al January 3, 2009

spank me daddy

a phrase used by the woman during sex when she wants the man to spank her ass
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink

ahh! please! spank me daddy!

by that name is already used December 31, 2018

Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

emotional spank bank

A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself

I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account

by Miyhgt November 17, 2018

spank-o-gram

a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.

defn by Chris; edited by Tammy

"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!

by TammyS December 9, 2008

Flabby Spank Pistons

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.

Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.

by 1337noname August 10, 2020

spank me daddy

A word that is used in sex. (Usually) The female gender usually used the term.

Spank me daddy! Oh yeah is that all you got HARDER!

by ThatDankMemeGuy July 31, 2016