by J-Al January 04, 2009
a phrase used by the woman during sex when she wants the man to spank her ass
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink
by that name is already used December 31, 2018
The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.
Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you
Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you
Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking
by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019
by Miyhgt November 17, 2018
Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.
by 1337noname August 11, 2020
a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.
defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!
by TammyS April 10, 2007
A sperm bank, a place for males to get 'free' money in exchange for sperm, thus spank and bank as in a financial institution
by Anonyasfad April 07, 2008