Soontang

Not yet legal pussy

That weirdo said he was going to score some soontang

by Heddhunter November 5, 2025

soon

A word Lil Bibby uses to keep Juice WRLD fans permanently trapped in a never-ending side quest called Waiting For The Album. Commonly deployed when he needs to buy himself 3-5 more geological eras before dropping anything.

When Bibby says "soon," time loses meaning, calendars become decoration, and fans enter a state known as Temporal Delusion, where they still believe music might drop this year.

Synonyms:
not today, not tomorrow, not ever probably, the next millennium, the next ice age, in another lifetime

Examples:
“Bibby said it’s dropping soon.”
Translation: Prepare your grandchildren for the release party.

“Bro, Bibby said the album dropping soon.”
Translation: See you in 2037.

by P3rk_St3v0 November 30, 2025

soon

never, or in a long long time

We will have a D&D session soon.

by safisol November 30, 2025

Sponzalicious

An admiration or a joyful remark when talking about a dog, primarily used for Great Danes. It can be used to denote a specific quality or just to highlight the general deliciousness of their presence.

"Wow, did you see that dog?"
"Yeah! I think it's a great dane"
"Of course it is, look how sponzalicious"

by Sapiosapiens December 19, 2025

Newnet soon

A fuckin long time!

New servers will be Newnet soon...

by teh poot0r August 4, 2003

bitch soon

Term used by angry customers for whom English is not their first language at poor service

all *insert company name* staff are one bitch soon. Normally followed by "can i shoot my cums to you mom eyes ?"

by I_love_angry_people October 8, 2013

Prolonged-Soon

Another word for "eventually"

"Gonna go to the kitchen prolonged-soon to get a sandwich but I'm currently lazy"

by Mr.Mac34 April 29, 2015