Soggy Dick

A condition that is arised after the penis is repeatedly dropped into the asshole of a man. The penis later becomes covered in poo, hence, Soggy Dick.

I woke up this morning to a soggy dick after I left my cock in my boyfriend's butt the other night.

by 2_Hot_4_U January 13, 2005

Soggy Doggy

When you grab a long ass towel and drench it in the toilet, wrap in up, and slap someone in the back really fucking hard

Jack:* Puts towel in the toilet and wraps it up*
Timothy: Fuck Jack dont hit me with the soggy doggy

by nutterinherbutter February 12, 2021

soggy bottom

A lesbian pastry chef who happens to be a bottom. They tend to be flakey and undercooked.

“did you see the new chef”, asked sue.
“yeah, she’s a total soggy bottom”.

by strawberrymillie May 20, 2020

Soggy donut

When a group of guys stand around a bagel and jack off on it and last one to ejaculate has to eat it. It’s called soggy donut because the bagel has icing now.

Other names: soggy biscuit- where you play with a biscuit

Soggy Doritos- where you play with some Doritos

“Yoooo I was second last to cum when we played soggy donut last night and I was so scared”

by HelloFlo October 19, 2018

poop soggy

a remark to something nasty that sucks and means what you dont know how else to explain.

"my girl friend is on her period and she did not inform me as i went down on her!" well poop soggy...

by bobby thortin February 4, 2004

Soggy Johnny

used when in anger and you need to retalliate to something you don't care about

I couldn't give a soggy johnny about your new shoes, im watching the football!

by Hitcher 1001 August 5, 2008

Soggy Dragon

A phrase that can be used for anything but means nothing.

Usually used as a friendly insult or as sexual innuendo.

"dude! u suck, ur such a soggy dragon!"

"check it out, that dog is giving that guy a soggy dragon"

"so anyway, I invited some bitches to my house and we had a soggy dragon"

by J-Unit ek9!!! February 3, 2010