Acronym for "Suck my ass it smells"
The cool way to quote shock rocker G.G. Allin in style without the need for obvious profanity.
The cool way to quote shock rocker G.G. Allin in style without the need for obvious profanity.
John: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Bethany: Whats with all the questions John? Why don't you smais?
Bethany: Whats with all the questions John? Why don't you smais?
by Fatty Carey October 2, 2010
Get the smais mug.Sampson is an ok guy nothing amazing about him he just normal he's not very strong but not very week and his looks are average but his personalities a different story he cares for people a lot mabye even too much if you are in his life he will risk everything to help you and he deals with stress and depression like anyone else but he doesn't take it out on anyone and if your dating him he is a keeper
Oh hi sampson
by Mr.niceguy123 July 25, 2020
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Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.
"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
by someone really tight April 19, 2005
Get the Phil Sampson mug.Similar to a donkey punch, a Cash Smash is the act of doing a girl (or guy) doggy style, while playing a Johnny Cash song on guitar, and then right at the moment of climax you smash the guitar over her/his head.
"At the moment of climax, I performed a Cash Smash. I raised my guitar up high over my head, bringing it down swiftly as I blew all over her back, while wood splintered all over the place and the strings kissed her forehead after it went through the guitar."
by Destroyer7795 December 11, 2007
Get the Cash Smash mug.An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda
PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish
(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda
PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish
(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010
Get the Mojito Smash mug.When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.
Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Shesthereasonforthewordbitch September 20, 2010
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