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Smash player 

A person who wastes his or her life playing a dumb fighting game for weeaboos. #smashistrash

Smash it to the Pope

To Destroy, maim or completely obliterate.
hbarlo11 says :
yea I need you to fix this machine over here before I smash it to the POPE

mrd00d says :
k - on my way
Smash it to the Pope by d00db0x November 7, 2006

Smash and Dash 

To have sex with someone and then leave immediately after you have climaxed
"Man i'm finna smash and dash this girl tonite"
Smash and Dash by k.smoove January 2, 2010

smash n grab 

When a car stops at a light or stop and someone usually smashes your window to grab a purse or something of value from your car.
This usually happens in the city of New York or in Puerto Rico, or wherever their are Puerto Ricans. (Beware)
Andy:Wow what happen to your car?
Janet: Some puerto rican smashed my window and tried to take my purse while I was waiting for my friend but I sprayed him with mace and then I threw his boriqua butt out.
Andy: Good one janet!! So he did not get your white check...good.
smash n grab by makinde October 3, 2003

Smash n Grab 

Simply means "in and out" and can therefore apply to a great many things. You do the math.
"She's gone to her parents for the week!"
"Amazing, smash n grab to Bobby's Sauna this weekend then?"

or

"She says she'll leave me if I don't do a smash n grab to the registry office!"
"Jesus, she found out about Bobby's Sauna?"
Smash n Grab by OB August 28, 2005

smash pros

The self-declared pros of the game Super Smash Bros. Melee. They're usually assholes and are annoying.
Tom: Nobody likes your smash pros bitchin' Jake. I like to have items on and have fun unlike you, so go fuck yourself if you know how.
smash pros by @@ awesomantor @@ November 25, 2007