Slap it fresh

To present something new or old immediately for presentation to the current company.

I got that new video game, nigga.

Word son? Slap it fresh.

by Tebbo February 7, 2010

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Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped

by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020

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Neck Slap

1) if you violate you will get violated
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.

Your gettin a neck slap

Like ur cut g

by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020

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To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.

Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."

by PA Bucket November 22, 2011

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