Cyber Skat

The act of shitting on ones face on the internet or on video.

"I came home from work last night and my roommate was watching cyber skat."

by SMW July 11, 2007

Poser skater

-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him

Elissa: nice thrasher shirt, you skate too?
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no

Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs

by FDflipperoo January 11, 2022

skater

A person who loves to skakeboard and don't give a F*** about anything else. They also tend to be really funny. And like to make fun of people and like to play pranks on them!

Skaters are funny!

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

skater

skating the most awsome thing on earth and the only style defined by not what you listen to but what you do skaters do get arrested alot but never steel only get in skate get out and they tend to be anarchests for this reason

me:dude lets hit the park
david:fuck yes dude

by c.a.m June 24, 2005

skater

A skater is someone who rides a skateboard, and gets pleasure out of doing it. One thing that really ticks me off is when someone calls a skater a punk (mostly gay townie wankers do this),as skaters are just skaters :) . So all you gay townies out there IM NOT A PUNK!
Most skaters these days are really friendly and dont call biginners posers, and actually help them.
Also most people think us skaters do drugs, ok, some do, but most dont, I ve been skating for 2years and havent touched a spliff.

SKATERS RULE TOWNIES DROOL!!!!!!!

A young skater at a skate-park
Noob: Oh, dude sweet Kickflip, teach me how.
Experienced guy: Yeah sure.
2 weeks later....
Noob: Yeah! I can Kickflip!
Expereinced guy: Oh nice one Lil' Buddy ;).

by Majik June 13, 2007

skater

skater is any one who skates.if u try to get better every day always trying to get that next big move your a skater . if u try to skate but still cant do anything but keep trying your still a skater no matter what someone says because every one started the same way. and it doesnt matter what you where. u could be goth, prep, gay , emo, and still be a skater i dont care what other people think. i skate in ripped "american eagle" jeans ,shirt and my vans, my friend is a football player jock and he skates like anyone else. were not pot heads or anything were just people who like to skate. your not a posser if your not a hard core skater yet . your only a posser if u carry a board with u every where just to get girls but cant even skate on it

hot girl: hey nice board are u a skater. skaters are hot
posser : yea i skate
hot girl: can u show me?
posser: i would but i hurt my foot doing a trick
hot girl: o poor baby u must be hard core .how about some other day?
posser: sure want to make out for now?
hot girl: ok

by markeus July 28, 2006

sayat

A football player that makes moves on and off the field

That kid a stud he's a sayat

by Mikey12354321 April 2, 2017