Samuel

Samuel is the name of a perfect boy. He love nature. He loves sports. He if he's your boyfriend than he loves you. Samuel loves to be outside, most times alone, but he would share this silence and peaceful time with you, but just if you are the perfect girl for him. He wants a small girlfriend which he can protect. He wants a girl, that is natural, not a girl with her whole face full of make up. He loves your little imperfections. Samuel also wants someone he can share his dreams for the future with. Someone who is not the same like him, but thinks the same. He wants someone with who he can be himself. Someone he can trust. Someone that won't hurt him. But when you are that someone. He will love you forever. Samuel is a perfect boy and a perfect boyfriend. (he is good in bed too)

Oh is that your boyfriend?

Yes. His name is Samuel.

You must be very lucky.

by exoticlove July 21, 2018

samuel kikkert

a racist fuck that cant take a joke. He can talk shit but cant take it. HE LOVES THE COCK. LOVES IT. he does hate crimes to little children in his 2nd gen dodge. He always has a cum load in his lip spitting everywhere. He cant ride a bike to save his life he brakes everything he touches . o shit got to go here is right here. He loves the cock. no balls to rock a mullet

samuel kikkert is to do nothing with your life

by timothy hurst October 22, 2018

Samuel Semasaka

The best mAn alive, can’t be replaced

Look it’s a Samuel Semasaka

by SAMUELSEMASAKA123 December 10, 2018

simulposted

The process of two people writing, and particularly posting to a bulletin board at roughly the same time, each not knowing the other was doing so. It is off particular significance when similar points are being expressed in each post.

Yes, those tires' traction was awesome. Apparently we "simulposted!"

by ribick December 29, 2018

Samuel Chai

One massive fanny who creates bullshit excuses in order to watch xXMonster _rapes_Litle_Girl_HentaiXx and eat Herbalife protein bars which are cult aproved btw he also enjoys talking to older women who have no lifes and play league and only gain self worth through a horny 16 year old named samuel

samuel chai is a cunt

by Quirky_Orc January 2, 2019

Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.

Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!

by Adewmar February 1, 2019

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019