silent stinker

A fart that is let off silently and has a deadly stink

Awww!!! Who farted!!! It’s a silent stinker

** and tommy is seen smiling in the corner **

by CL3rsz May 23, 2018

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

Silent Damp

A YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers who makes grounded videos out of the cancerous TV show character named Caillou.

“Silent Damp is the worst user ever” - Jon Videogeek

“I hope Silent Damp gets terminated for getting me terminated!” - Stephan The Animator

“Silent Damp’s videos are amazing!” - Ashtonimations

“I love you my video about you” - Your Angelica

“AWWW HELL NO YOUR ANSLUTTICA!” - JakeAnimations

by SilentDamp 😉 June 7, 2018

silent but friendly

Passing gas or farting where the offender produces unrecognizable odor and events continue on as usual

Bob was watching tv with his girlfriend and let out a silent but friendly fart which caused no discernible odor, thus allowing the couple to finish watching the program and bang until the sun came up.

by punkrocklava November 17, 2021

Silent Shyph

A daddy or cute guy, would bang them big penis would suck love them.

Hey silent shyph you cute

by Met is fesh May 2, 2022

Silent

Something that can be violent

Me: don’t let it be quiet
You: why?
Me: sometimes silent is violent

by Suicidal6 December 18, 2019

Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players

"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"

by Voidless void May 11, 2024