shooting star

burnt weed that falls to the floor when you blow it out the pipe.

Justine: (blows the pipe before cleaning it)
Rio: Dude can you pick up those shooting stars that fell on the floor?

Justine: sure babe, sorry !

by velvetierio August 30, 2019

shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree

Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown

by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018

doughnut-shoot

A stupidass MF who thought that his name was both ironic and funny when it's actually the most retarded thing anyone in the world has ever seen.

DOUGHNUT-SHOOT= do not shoot. Now you get how dumb this mf is.

by BaconAndTurtles April 28, 2017

shoot for the stars

To set one's goals or ambitions very high; to try to attain or achieve something particularly difficult.

Shoot for the stars, kiddo!

by Leranelera February 19, 2018

shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants

Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.

by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016

shoot and shit

In the bathroom, you achieve ejaculation as you take a shit at the same time.

Man, last night I was in the bathroom for hours! I had the best shoot and shit of my life.

by XxCrazyBitchxX January 26, 2018

Shooting the shit

The process of sitting around and talking for a lengthy period about absolutely nothing important.

We were at the card shop for like four hours shooting the shit about absolutely nothing.

by withad34 January 25, 2020