Hitting the Sheets

1. Having Sex 2. Making Whoopie 3. Fucking

I heard Joe and Melissa were hitting the sheets last night and he spladoodled in her face.

by T-Money /Taylor K. May 13, 2005

skeetums

Skeetums is another form of skeet skeet. It is, however once the skeet has chilled. That is, if skeet skeet were the act of skeeting, skeetums is the actual skeet.

Skeetums is another word for some skeet skeet.

Holy shit, I just got out of the bathroom at Remington Grill, and someone left skeetums all over the bathroom floor. That's fucking disgusting.

by Brian Boytano January 20, 2007

Sheety

When someone doesnt wipe their ass and then sleep nude and get shit on thier sheets.

Jill found a sheety from Bob in bed.

by jtb1196 September 24, 2010

dryer sheet

A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.

Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.

by k.m.n December 12, 2008

Dan Sheets

He's the man and everybody knows it...

"Who's the man?" everyone.."DAN SHEETS!"

by follower of the man March 5, 2009

dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.

After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.

by branding iron October 26, 2010

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021