Jack Sheet

Laminated pic of à naked female sent to inmates in jail that they trade for comasary such as Ramen noodles and smokes

Damn, Jason got his hands on some good Jack sheets.

by Sillyswallows April 17, 2019

Rap Sheet

A c.v., if you will, of one's criminal accomplishments

THIS dude had a rap sheet long as my arm. So I hired him to hit some licks.

by Elle2x March 1, 2019

Sheet

1. A layer of stuff on a bed
2. Stuff in your pants when you have Mexican food
3. Slang for shit

Holy sheet!

by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019

color sheet bombed

when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.

"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."

by cantchooseaname December 15, 2017

drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

Sheet Stuffer

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure

"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"

by a texas-guitar-king1 May 8, 2017