saved 

Someone who is Saved® has accepted Jesus as his or her personal Saviour and tithes to Landover Baptist or one of its subsidiaries. Those who are Saved(r) are the Lord's annointed or the "elect" and are assured of heaven in the hereafter.

He is Saved® and on his way to Glory.

saved by Edward Forester January 1, 2006

cream saver 

After a girl get ass fucked, she shits out blood and cum mixed together in a creamy swirl.

Kevin fucked my ass so hard last night that I shat out a cream saver this morning!

cream saver by Javier Raul "dirty" Sanchez July 8, 2010

Saves The Day 

a really good emo band with a mediocre new cd but still damn goodness that brings tears to my eyes

Yo I saw Saves The Day and they owned your mom

Saves The Day by cookie monster pete June 22, 2004

The Screen Savers 

A computer-help show on TechTV, with hosts Leo Laporte and Patrick Norton. Airs Mon-Fri at 7 pm e/p 6 pm central. Join their LAN party POWERED BY NVIDIA every Thursday

After watching The Screen Savers, I realized how little I know about computers.

The Screen Savers by Rob Sessler December 17, 2003

Saved By The Bell 

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.

1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"

Saved By The Bell by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

saved by the bell 

Saved by the Bell r0x0r3d!! One of the most popular teen shows ever.

I grew up with Zack and the Gang,from the Miss Bliss years, to Bayside, the Malibu Sands Episodes up until the College years and the Las Vegas wedding series.

The New Class sucked and that's why it was cancelled after a couple of seasons.

Sometimes I catch the Saved by the Bell re-runs on in the morning before I go to School.

saved by the bell by j0813 January 28, 2005

Screen Saver 

An office phenomenon in which a colleague, tired from boredom, sleep deprivation, or partying, is fighting the urge to fall asleep in a multi hour review meeting. The eyes shut for brief seconds and then half open as the victim is hanging on to the last thread of alertness.

After hour two of the weekly operations review meeting, Ed was observed going into screen saver mode. His colleagues enjoyed watching his battle with consciousness.

Screen Saver by schlem November 10, 2009