safety briefing

My wifes excuse for sniffing smarty dust

No honey; I was not sniffing smarty smarty dust. I was only safety briefing with co-workers.

by HiFuzdelity August 19, 2017

Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Safety Spear

Basketball. Both the sport and the ball

Tyrone and Lucius are down the park playing safety spear

Safety spear is the top sport in urban areas

Charles Barkley was a great safety spear player.

by Uncle Thor June 26, 2018

salty soldiers

Male ejaculte

I stormed her booty like D-day and I blew my salty soldiers inside her.

by Brain Train August 13, 2018

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018

Salty Donut

When you're having sex with your significant other on the beach and their butt is resting in the sand, flip them over onto their front to expose their sandy butt. Then ejaculate around their butt hole to top it off like icing.

Dean: "Dude, on the weekend, I was having sex with my girlfriend on the beach. I flipped her over and gave her the best Salty Donut I've ever made!"

Rodger: "Bro that's awesome! I'm so jealous."

Dean: "Wait, why are you jealous? Do you also want to give my girlfriend a Salty Donut?"

Rodger: "No, I'm just jealous because I want to give someone a Salty Donut. Why do you have to always make these conversations so weird?"

by Budders23 October 31, 2018