Rusty Machete

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

by E from Entourage March 11, 2009

rusty nuts

when it's a hot day and you're on the toilet with explosive diarrhea and your testicles get covered in diarrhea making them look rusty.

(Nick) "jimmy you look terrible"
(Jimmy) "yeah man I've been up all night with rusty nuts, I only did it once but it takes so long to clean that shit up"

by dollar-bills-y'all April 18, 2010

rusty anchor

Having anal sex and afterwards recieving oral sex.

After the awesome butt sex, she gave me a rusty anchor

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

rusty glove

a condom that has been used in the anus

After a session with Ernie, Bert threw away his rusty glove.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

rusty knife

when you reach down a girl's pants to give her the ole fingerooski but you accidentally miss and stab her in the poop shoot hence leaving your blade rusty.

Bob said he gave Songtan Sally the rusty knife last weekend.

by bobbo421 March 6, 2009

rusty vuvuzela

like the rusty trombone only difference is its performed during the world cup

after spain's world cup win i was saddened wit the fact i gotta wait 4 more years til my next rusty vuvuzela

by sj_007 July 13, 2010

rusty trombone

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's anus and then the woman performs fellatio on the penis.

Are you good at playing the rusty trombone?

by colon cleaner May 23, 2006