the ringer

when a girl is sucking your penis, at the moment of ejaculation you cup your hands and smack her in her ears simutaineously creating the ringing in her head, she will be so stunned that she wont realize she just swallowed your load.

the girl didnt know how to give a bj so i gave her the ringer

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

ranger

Derived from the historical ineptitude of the Texas Rangers major league baseball franchise, it is a verb meaning to suck or blow profusely. It originated as a way to describe the act of sucking or blowing on a consistent annual basis while at the same time offering empty promises of excellence and improvement. Nowadays, it is used as a phrase synonymous with suck and blow.

EX. 1 - Since their move from Washington D.C. in 1972, the Major League Baseball team formerly known as the Washington Senators has exposed its fans to levels of rangering that have never before been seen in mankind's history.

EX. 2 - The Atlanta Hawks have pretty much rangered since the late 90's.

by James/Cass July 19, 2007

dead ringer

A movie (actually titled "Dead Ringers") directed by David Cronenberg telling the story of identical twin gynecologists - Elliot and Beverly, played by the ever boring Jeremy Irons - One is shy and normal per se, the other, a total whack job. They share the same practice, the same apartment, the same women. When a new patient, glamorous actress Claire Niveau - played by the almost do-able Genevieve Bujold - challenges their eerie bond, they descend into a whirlpool of sexual confusion, drugs, and madness including the creation of "Alien-like" gynecological tools.

"I watched "Dead Ringers" and left the theatre feeling like a psychopath for having not left earlier."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

rectum ranger

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

by D'Licious January 21, 2003

The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."

Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.

by BTNJ August 30, 2008

Rangers FC

Rangers fc is a Scottish football team that are zombies no they do not have 55 league titles as the were refounded in 2012 after getting liquified and dying so no rangers fc haven’t got 55 as it has not been 55 years since 55

Rangers fc are zombies

by Undergroundvr March 21, 2022

Ringer

Someone whos life revolves soulfully around Lord Of The Rings; the best movie ever. They have seen each movie well over 100 times and knows every line. Ringers can often be found quoting the movie/book in real life conversations.
Ringers will colect anything that has Lord Of The Rings on it even if it is a tag off the back of their shirt.

friend: my life sucks. i have no reason left to live.
ringer: there's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for.
friend: ...

by Rider Of Rohan October 8, 2005