Putin-bod

A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks

Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.

by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024

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Putikey

A nickname given to people in Nepal named "Pratik", just like Bill for Williams, Tom for Thomas or Dick for Richard.

"Hey, did you call Putikey?"

"Oh, I think it's Putikey's birthday today!"

"Yo, what's up Putikey! Long time no see"

by khatenerd April 9, 2024

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Puntiggle, or Puntiggling, is a unique way to make salmon. The two objects you need to have to be able to puntiggle is a salmon and an electric eel. The first step to puntiggling is to grab the salmon and milk it. From this you will get fresh salmon eggs and salmon sperm. When you have a gallon of salmon sperm and 400 salmon eggs, you mix them together. Now, after you’ve completed the first step, you put the electric eel into the penis hope of the salmon. This cause the electric eel to go crazy and fry the inside of the salmon. Then you pour the salmon eggs and salmon sperm mix (Xabloo) onto the salmon. Then cook this combination in the microwave for 13 minutes. And finally, eat.

“Hey bro you want to puntiggling to night.”
“Man, for some reason I just want to puntiggle.”

by certifiedbucket03 December 5, 2024

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putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.

- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!

by Chippogratum January 9, 2025

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putinesca

The Russian cream sauce that is a mixture of ejaculate and saliva and maybe some gastric content. It's usually made in abundance by a Dom top for their sub bottom surrogates.

Not to be confused with santorum.

Trump, that putinesca is dripping down your chin. Your Russian asset-ship is showing.

by CafeFiend March 15, 2025

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