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Christmas present

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.
by Chad March 14, 2005
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Presentate

To loudly, rudely, or annoyingly talk with food in your mouth.
Don't presentate at the restaurant .

It is rude to presentate in public.
Ew! Stop presentating, it's disgusting.
by C.N.Hebert May 30, 2018
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powerpon presentation

A Microsoft Powerpoint that is so awesome it can not simply be called a "powerpoint"
Bob, "damn Harry, that was an incredible Powerpoint!"
Larry, "stfu Bob, that was a POWERPON presentation"
by Oi Rocky June 30, 2008
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Priestiality

To use religion as a way to score some bald beaver or some young buns.
He knew he was a victim of priestiality when the priest shot his holy ghost all over him.
by eli martin October 19, 2007
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Priest

noun

1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."

2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."

2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
by Micturient Lad August 17, 2010
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priest

1)A man of God who is supposed to look out for the spiritual well being of those who share his faith and offer comfort to old people who like that sort of thing.

2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
1)
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.

2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
by glackin November 10, 2007
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birthday present

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.
If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!
by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005
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