Mock Pistol Soup

Fake semen or urine used in film or roleplay

Billy got out the Mock Pistol Soup and made his own effort look exceedingly impressive

by Ben.C.L. February 4, 2006

Sex Pistols

A "punk" band from the 70's. A shitty sellout band that later went mainstream. They were 4 people in it and they sucked at playing their fucking istruments. Their lyrics were nothing new and they DID NOT start "punk"... they killed it.

I reather shoot myself in the chode than listen to another "punk kid" say that the Sex Pistols were real punk.

by Fly-Zoola the PUNK RULAH! February 19, 2005

love piston

something all men should have if you dont you are not a man.
a love piston is a penis

that guy has a massive love piston

by the knowlegable one number 2 March 28, 2019

pisting

The art of concurrently pissing while receiving a fist into the vagina or anus.

my mum always used to saw "its not pisting if you dont get your elbow wet".

by Randy Pest September 17, 2013

pistol switch

When you’re pulling a bong and change lighters mid pull in order to get maximum inhalation.

James was pulling a cone but it was packed too tightly so he pistol switched with a jet lighter and sunk it.

by PHAT_MeAt August 16, 2018

Dirty Pistachio

Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!

Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
OR
I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
OR
I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios

by A.Dot Dizz December 6, 2006

sex pistol

A small white British man who has short man syndrome due to lack of sex. He walks round all day with a "loaded gun" unable to shoot it, he instead takes his anger out on society. A sex pistol often has poor dental hygeine.

A sex pistol came into the store today and lost the plot because we had run out of "reader's wives" magazines.

by blair January 16, 2005